What They Must Think of Us.....

The big thing to do for Mother's Day and Father's Day is to ask kids a bunch of questions about their parents.  The answers the kids give are either read aloud at a celebration or given to the parents to read at home.  Based on Gwen's answers this year, I am kind of concerned as to what the teachers must think of us:

What is your mom's favorite thing to do?  Stay at home and sit there because she's tired most of the time
What is your dad's favorite drink?  Beer
What does your dad do for work?  Looking for work is what he does for work

Let me summarize:  Dad is a deadbeat that sits around drinking beer all day, without a job.  Mom just lays around exhausted all of the time.